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The Reverend Horton Heat

Bales of Cocaine
Big Dwarf Rodeo
Nurture My Pig
Wiggle Stick
Baddest of the Bad
Five-O Ford
It's Martini Time
Now, Right Now


Bales of Cocaine
Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye...

So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surprised
Bunch o' large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton, that's some blow!"

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn't have a notion if I could sell 'em there,
But, thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

And now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer, too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane,
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin' plane...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes


Big Dwarf Rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show

You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules
You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules
Included in the prize is a pig goes to school

Tiny little broncs that bust
Tiny little clowns that fuss
Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy, little, biddy cowhide

Tiny little broncs that bust
Tiny little clowns that fuss
Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy, little, biddy cowhide

People come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show


Nurture My Pig
Hey baby i got a pig
I got a pig and it's pink and big
Hey baby i got a pig
Yeah come on baby you and my pig
Nurture my pig

Now you talk that slop now baby
And my pig he loves that slop
Slop baby i got your slop
Come on baby you and my pig
Nurture my pig

Hey baby i got a pig
I got a pig and it's pink and big
Hey baby i got a pig
Yeah come on baby you and my pig
Nurture my pig, nurture my pig

Where's the worm
Where's the worm
I think it's safe to say the the worm...


Wiggle Stick
I got a wiggle stick, momma
And you'll like it a lot
I got a wiggle stick, momma
And you'll like it a lot
When I start to shake baby what I got
You start to shake it with me honey
Things get hot

I got a whammy bar, momma
And it's just your size
I got a whammy bar, momma
And it's just your size
When your knees start to sqeeze
And you open your eyes
My whammy bar shakes and it satisfies

I got a viberator nob
Let me flick your switch
I got a viberator nob
Let me flick your switch
When your knees start to sqeeze
And your lip starts to twitch
My viberator nob's gonna' scratch that itch
(Yeah scratch it baby!
Scratch it
Scratch it
Yeah!)

I got a wiggle stick, momma
A wiggle stick, momma
I got a wiggle stick, momma
I got a wiggle stick, momma
When I start to shake baby what I got
You start to shake it with me honey
Things get hot


Baddest of the Bad
I'm the baddest of the bad
Since you've been gone,
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.

I lay around here
And I just drink beer
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.

Everything is bad including me,
But being bad is good policy,
It protects me from your past,
'till your memory's gone at last
Everything is bad including me.

Young girls and gin may be the cure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure,
I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure.

I'm the baddest of the bad
Since you've been gone,
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.

I lay around here
And I just drink beer
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.

The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.


Five-O Ford
Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race,
That happened out in a secluded place
Where no one lives
'cept cows and a few raccoons

I was drivin' around in my shoebox car,
My baby and me underneath the stars,
My engine was knockin
But i knew it'd clear real soon.

I was cruisin' along 'bout 95,
I looked in my mirror and man alive
Some guy was gaining on me
As his engine roared.

So i gave that holly carb some gas,
My baby cried out don't let him pass,
I guess it's just that bitch got bored,
I had to race my f***ed up ford.

I made the turn at 108,
And he was up on my back gate,
And I knew he had something bad,
Underneath that hood.

So I pushed it up to 110,
That flathead motor was about to give in,
I crossed my fingers and prayed to the lord,
Don't let me down you f***ed up ford.

It's my f***ed up ford!
It's my f***ed up ford!

When cherry tops began to spin,
I knew this race was about to end,
It's a cop by god
My engine can't give no more.

He threw me in jail, ?????????
My car blew up as the oil poured,
I guess it's just that bitch got bored,
I had to race my f***ed up ford.

It's my f***ed up ford! whoooo!
It's my f***ed up ford!


It's Martini Time
Hey, buddy do you got the time?
No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime,
But I got two olives and a couple of limes,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.

The Martinis that brought you the loss,
I didn't even ask or care what they cost,
I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.

Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.

Dirty, dry up, or in between,
From the very first sip you know what I mean,
When you're out with a babe you don't nickel or dime,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.

Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.

It's martini time.

I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

It's Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Perfectly poured and top of the line.

It's martini time
It's martini time


Now, Right Now
Yeah you, tried to give it to me then,
But that, was a long time way back when,
And you, tried to give it to me again again again,
But I didn't want it,
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.

Yeah we, could have the sweetest thing,
Yes we, could live what others only sing,
But you, got so very very stuck up all of a sudden,
It just doesn't make sense.
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.

Yeah I, was really stupid to believe,
That you, would always be there wanting me,
Now I, beg you please to forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive,
But you ain't about to do it,
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
Right now right now right now right now right now.

Aint talkin' about tomorrow,
And I didn't want it the day before,
So guess when I want it,
I want it now! Right now! Right now!
Might never know,
And I didn't want it to hurt you.

I want it now! Yeah!



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